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Optimus is a Californian DA member whose interests include beer, girls, and beer. He was driven to the internet discussion boards when he discovered that the 9/11 attacks were actually purpetrated by the BA and/or CIA operatives. Because of his stunning appearance the women of DA have forgiven him for this mistake and continue to wet their panties looking at his photograph. Optimus does not believe the religious hypes and is not affraid to use strong language to make his point.